my darling Rupert, vhere are you? vhen be said our goodbyes at Liverpool street you said you vhere just going to zhe loo und zhen you vould meet me at burger king. I vaited until my burger vent cold und hardened into its husk like shell. zhen I vaited outside hfc because I zhought maybe you vhere confused.. I have realised zhat you are probably still upset about dinner, but darling, do not stay mad both me for so long! I stole zhe best bit of chicken on your plate. I did not know you vhere saving it! und my chicken bad so dry und tasteless vhile yours was juicy und luscious..und zhe sauce vas amazing. I had food envy ok? be both know it. so stop being stubborn, come to my place und I vill make sure victy cooks you something delicious..vell, ve havnt been shopping so perhaps victy can go and get you some kind of fried chicken..

or perhaps it vill be easier if you just get some food on your vay ok? und Rupert darling, bring me some vings?

B.B. x