To zhe sir who vas urinating in a public place on Zhursday morning.

I happened to be sitting just inside zhe vindow you chose to use for your urination corner, und I vas lucky enough to see zhe entire urination from start to finish. I have a bit of advice for you zhat may help your efforts in future.

Firstly, your choice of pants vere, in essence good. Track suit pants are loose and easily removable- thus good for public peeing. You failed to use zhis to your advantage however as you pulled zhem down extremely prematurely. I vitnessed your villy for a whole two minutes prior to zhe pee- completely unneccessarily. Being on rollerblades vas again a vise move, but rolling slowly to a halt vith you privates hanging out in zhe vorld, und esecially begining zhe flow ofurine before you have come to a complete halt is inadvisable.

secondly- zhe fact zhat you decided to combine your street corner urination vith a 'snot blow' from each nostril is admirable, und definitely a boon in zhe spirit of multi tasking.

My advice however, is zhat you ensure zhat your penis is put avay BEFORE you commece zhe snot drop, as you und I both know zhat your penis got covered in snot zhat day.

Vishing you happy urinating and much luck vith your future snot dropping endeavours.

Bernadette Byrne

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